|Birth Date||March 14|
|Hometown||St. Louis, MO|
|Occupation|| Nihilistic Philosopher|
Partially Skilled ORG Host
Fortune Cookie Writer
JohnPoteet, also known as "Johnny", is a contestant from Survivor: Svalbard.
Name(Age): Johnny Poteet (I am immortal, my age is insignificant)
Tribe Designation: Bassøe
Current Residence: St. Louis, Missouri, United States of America, North America, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe A
Personal Claim Of Fame: In the second grade, I sent John McCain one of my school projects (we were supposed to send it to a family member) and my teacher got hilariously confused. The Principal and Guidance Counselor spent a whole class period discussing to me what I was doing.
And yes, McCain's secretary did receive it.
Inspiration in Life: Cookies. I'm inspired to eat all cookies in the world.
Hobbies: Pretending I have a social life and Saltines.
3 Words To Describe You: Weird as f*ck.
If you could have 3 things on an island what would they be and why?: A Komodo Dragon, a laser pointer, and a dead rat.
Survivor Contestant you are Most Like: Vince Sly, but I look like a fat Rafe Judkins and I will be as memorable as Melissa McNulty.
Reason for being on Survivor: To be the best flop ever.
Why do you think you will be the Sole Survivor: Because I'm fresh and almost sane. Almost...
|Johnny's Voting History|
| Voted Against|
|2||Bassøe Tribe Immune|
|4||Barentsz Tribe Immune|
|5||Barentsz Tribe Immune|
|10||Rhiannon|| Brandon, Brett,|
|Voted Off, Day 30|
| Voted for|
- Johnny designed the flag for Bassøe, with help from Ayhan.
- Johnny is Kaedan's least favorite contestant from Survivor: Svalbard.
|Survivor: Svalbard Castaways|