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JohnPoteet
Svalbard Johnny
Contestant Profile
Birth Date March 14
Nationality American
Hometown St. Louis, MO
Occupation Nihilistic Philosopher
Churro Vendor
Partially Skilled ORG Host
Rap Battler
Cheese Taster
Fortune Cookie Writer
Grammar Nazi
Snake Charmer
Occupational Hazard

Survivor: Svalbard

Tribe(s) Bassøe
► Barentsz
Isbjørnen Mat
Placement 7/16
Challenge(s) Won 3
Vote(s) Against 4
Day(s) Lasted 30

JohnPoteet, also known as "Johnny", is a contestant from Survivor: Svalbard.

Profile

Name(Age): Johnny Poteet (I am immortal, my age is insignificant)
Tribe Designation: Bassøe
Current Residence: St. Louis, Missouri, United States of America, North America, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe A
Personal Claim Of Fame: In the second grade, I sent John McCain one of my school projects (we were supposed to send it to a family member) and my teacher got hilariously confused. The Principal and Guidance Counselor spent a whole class period discussing to me what I was doing.

And yes, McCain's secretary did receive it.
Inspiration in Life: Cookies. I'm inspired to eat all cookies in the world.
Hobbies: Pretending I have a social life and Saltines.
3 Words To Describe You: Weird as f*ck.
If you could have 3 things on an island what would they be and why?: A Komodo Dragon, a laser pointer, and a dead rat.
Survivor Contestant you are Most Like: Vince Sly, but I look like a fat Rafe Judkins and I will be as memorable as Melissa McNulty.
Reason for being on Survivor: To be the best flop ever.
Why do you think you will be the Sole Survivor: Because I'm fresh and almost sane. Almost...

Survivor: Svalbard

Voting History

Johnny's Voting History
Episode Johnny's
Votes
Voted Against
Johnny
1 Brandon -
2 Bassøe Tribe Immune
3 Aren -
4 Barentsz Tribe Immune
5 Barentsz Tribe Immune
6 Tyler -
7 Johnny Johnny
8 Wouter -
9 Rhiannon Individual Immunity
10 Rhiannon Brandon, Brett,
Tatianna
Voted Off, Day 30
Voted for
Sole Survivor
Tyler

Trivia

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