Heya, finalists. Congratulations on making it there, but's that all I going to wish for now. This is a long ass speech, because I took the time to write it, you're gonna read it (if you don't wanna, bye bye, idc about you either). Everything here is meant by me 100 %. Rome may have had people fight here like gladiators in the past, but they will be nothing to what is happening at this Final Tribal Council.
You see, having been on the wrong side of luck all game has really, indeed, made me bitter. I mean, having your closest ally blindsided pre-merge, having to deal with a psycho, being thrown under the bus constantly by people, only winning 3 tribal immunities, being on the wrong side of a tie, ending up in another minority, and eventually getting voted off because someone didn't like me, is not nice.
I really am not mad. If I were "mad", I would probably be either screaming at you and being really vocal about how I hate you guys, or I would be the sad mad kind of juror, who just really wants to know why he was betrayed (even though that's not the case here duh lol).
Now, let's talk, one on one, that's your job. Considering how this was a very stressful game (for me at least), I would expect you guys to have had your difficulties as well and be always methodical on the stuff you do. I know I fucked up, more than once, twice (more than 10 times hehehe), buuuuut, it seemed to me that you always, ALWAYS, had everything go your way. Rock draw? My side is safe. Idol clues? Got them. Auction items? $$$$ (Ka-ching!). It didn't feel like you ever had to work that hard, as you won challenges having a challenge beast (GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ETHAN), were on the majority come a swap, and really what pisses me off about this is that you were so goddamn cocky.
Like, geez, I have never seen a cocky ass bitchy like this before. While people fought for their stay in the game and had to go through drama and stress to even try and survive, you were there laughing, celebrating your F3 ahead of time. Were you never taught to be humble? Like, I get it is an online game, but you don't stop being who you are just because you go somewhere, and if you do, that says something about you.
Now, because I'm honestly pissed at the fact that this is the F3, no shade, I didn't wanna even make a speech, because I thought I knew who I was going to vote, but given the recency of events and all that shit I heard at Ponderosa while I was there, I think my vote is on the loose! (yippie!) So if you wanna have my vote, and probably everyone else's, you have to work hard and answer my question, since you all have the same chance.
Brittany:
Brittany, I'm just gonna be straight up honest with you. You are my friend, you are someone I like, we can mess with each other on 703, and nothing is going to change that for now. However, that is us outside of the game, and since we are not necessarily friends in game, I am sorry if you get offended by any of this.
Basically, I came here with a huge ass expectation that you would slay this season. I was like "OMG, BRIT IS PLAYING. BRIT DID WELL IN WALES, FUCK ME!!!", and I thought that you were doing pretty well until we kinda reached the merge. You became, and still are, a sheep.
You said that you didn't play to win. You were just an "asset". Well, honestly, Brittany, that pisses not only me and the jury off, but I bet everyone that played in this season, because I can guarantee you, a lot of the people who have been voted out would have killed to be in your position, yet you walk around like you were just a mere extra, and someone in the jury is probably going to call you names about that, but I won't on that, I will just make comments on your gameplay Brittany. Just saying, it wasn't a very good game.
Honestly, to everyone outside, you were just a sheep. You're not really a goat, but you were very invisible to us. Like, if we talked to you, you would take like, what, two days to reply? You would ignore messages, showing us that "Seen" mark of Facebook, and it made us not only impatient, but pissed and annoyed, because we knew you saw those messages and your social game was too bad to reply. I don't think this ever happened to me, but hearing other people, I'm kinda buying it.
Sooo, other than having an alliance you were blindly loyal to (I can understand where you are coming from here, but everyone sees as if you gave up), that you were never going to make a move against, because we all know that if you had made the slighest move against Domonique and taken her out, you probably would be on the front running right now (if Grace wasn't there as well, that is), and having idols played on you and items used for your alliance's advantage,
Why didn't you try to make moves against the most threatening players left in game?.
For my last question, I want you to compare yourself to one of these animals and give a justification. No, I am not asking you to put something I want you to put, I'm asking you put what you want. You think you played like a lion? Explain why you played like a goddamn lion, and that may win my vote. As a monkey? Explain as well, I don't care what you put, I just want to know what you think and how you think in games like this, and that is going to work out my mind.
Domonique:
Hey, Dom. I just wanna start off saying I am really impressed how you did this season. You came as a threat and managed to keep two people who were close to you at all times, not once did they think of the possibility of voting you out, and I just need to *clap* to that.
Now, on a more serious note, let's refer to me and you.
Me and you played together in Italy, where we were allies pre-merge and the start of the merge. However, since we both knew that the other was a threat, we needed to pull a move to eliminate the other person. I accidentaly voted out Laura thinking she was the bigger threat, and was confused on what happened that vote. You used this to your advantage and got me out with your sheep (a very strong studly sheep might I say. I LOVE YOU TJ <3). You won that season and that had me on warn for you this season.
Well, looking back at Italy and at this season now, it shows me that you lived up to everyone's expectations, despite you are not as well liked as you were last time.
Are you sitting with these two because you think you can beat them, because they are your friends or both?.
My issue, Dom, is very simple. We never really had the chance to go after each other, so we can't say we were already set on voting the other out, because while I was aware that you were going to win, and while I imagined that the best way to go for my game was you going, I didn't vote you out, because, at my boot, deep down, I 'kinda' trusted you.
It may seem like a dumbass thing to say, and it kinda is, but I trusted you the most at that vote. Dennis and Ivan were gonna be shady to me after I went against them, it was obvious, so it wasn't their fault. I heard Ricky wanted me out because he didn't like me, and after hearing stuff, I kinda buy that, so I was not gonna rely on Ricky. Brittany was with the alliance, set on voting me. And my alliance, while I did know they weren't gonna turn on me, had no power in this game left (at that time).
I went to you. I was like "The only person I can go to is Domonique, because Domonique understands my situation". Tell me, did I really lie to you other than on the tie vote where I said I voted Ethan so you guys would trust me? (because really, I was set on voting Ethan, then Dennis/Ivan started freaking out, so I got pissed and caused a tie lol).
You wanted to keep me, I heard that too, but in the end you had to go with your alliance, since it was really your best path. I'm not really hurt by this, but I just want to say:
As much as you say that you are loyal, you're a traitor. Like, I get it is a game move, but betraying is betraying, no matter how you put it. You're a traitor, you a backstabber, you're gonna do whatever you can to save your game. Just because you stayed loyal to your original alliance, and backstabbed everybody else, that doesn't make you a loyal player, it just says you're a traitor.
I'm not saying that's a bad thing though, because at least you had some balls and a good gameplan to get to the end, something your allies (AND SOME PEOPLE ON THE JURY) never thought of doing. However, I can tell you, that the jury is not happy with you. Like, they are going to eat you alive.
Your Italy speech wasn't that great in my opinion, but it was good enough to give you the win. Now, you see here, the people are bitter, and the people are not gonna settle down for some sub-org speech.
I want you to own up to all your game, ALL OF IT. I want explanations to any doubts people may have, or any doubts, and I want you to be able to answer any question I am ready to ask
So go on, and good luck.
Ricky:
This is going to be rocky as fuck, but I don't care and I don't give a shit.
Ricky: the guy who everyone called the Favorite Slayer, and the guy that is probably suffering the most controversy right now.
Pre-merge, hearing what people told me from all over the places and seeing your posts and stuff you were posting, I hated you. You seemed like a cocky condescending ass whose biggest achievement was being cast on Endure or something like that.
Soon enough, you got back in the game, but it was not until the merge that we go to talk. At the merge, you /seemed/ like a /nice guy/, having talked to me for the first time after I told Dom that I was going to vote Ethan. Coincidence? I think not. You were really nice, which made me reconsider: "Is Ricky such a shit, or is he ok?". You kept talking to me, and it appeared to me that you were cool. Guess I had been wrong.
Then, I find out from multiple sources I am getting voted off because you don't like, you think I am a drama queen, called me Nune Leakes, and overall said I was annoying. Oh, fuck YOU, honestly.
Is this how you play in other games? Being a #fake little bitch who tries to act all nice and cool, but talks shit about the other players behind their backs? I was really shocked, because I, in my side at least, thought I had a genuine conversation with you and all that shit. 00p, guess I was wrong again.
You come out to us and everyone as someone who is nearly certain they will win the game. Maybe because they survived RI and "won challenges and found special items"? Or maybe because they excelled at the social game? Well, neither, or none. You're a tool, an asshole, a douchebag, an asswipe and all those kind of mean words I can think of and you really proved to be what my first impressions of you were. A condescending ass who acts like he is the best, like he is in control, as if the world spinned around him. AS IF, because there are bigger issues and bigger problems.
"Hey, Topaz, you cool with Nuno?" said he "Sure!! :)" said the Topaz, in the middle of the tribe chat. Like, is your understanding of jury management as "good" as your perception on who is going to win the game? Because as far as I know, both are pretty fucking off as you are being seen as a goat to take to the end, and at the same time, you're coming off as a dick. If your goal were to be hated, you would succeed 100 % of the times.
Every time someone mentions it with the word "bias judges" you immediately go to defense mode "NO I DID DESERVE IT >:(". Why would you care so much about winning a roast by a SMALL difference, when it was really an half-assed roast? Like, I may seem "bias", but Tyler's was definitely better. I mean, I have my complications with that challenge as well (LOOKING AT ANDREAS SAYING TITUS MADE A SONG AND WERE MORE CREATIVE CAUSE OF THAT WHEN WE DID AS WELL AND NORBERT ACTUALLY SANG.....), so it shouldn't be a problem it was controversial, should it? I don't know, you guess.
Why did you make no moves yourself?.
This may seem like a weird question to you, but it's true. When did you do anything that wasn't done with Domonique and Brittany as well? "OH I PLAYED THE IDOL ON HER. OH I USED ARTIFACT". Ok, let's put it differently.
Why did you not make moves to better your own game, but to better your alliance's game?
Because, let's face it, right now, both Dom and Brittany have better chances than you at winning, and even if you played the loyal game and did good in challenges, just being good at winning a few immunities shouldn't be enough to give you the title of Sole Survivor and getting a lucky run.
However, I would like to restate when I said that you were the selfish crow who leeches off of life. You are, but, you can still win that way.
If you can prove to me that you weren't just a guy who won challenges and stayed loyal to his alliance, and had really a good gameplan going and lots of Plan B's, you probably have a good chance of my vote.
Also, I want to know why you think you should win, because you really just like, explained your gameplay (like Dom), and you didn't really give me any reason to me to vote for you.
Why should I vote for you? What reason do you have that makes your game better than the other two?
Now to summarize this long ass rant, I figured this: You buttered up to people before they were voted off and then didn't give a fuck about them ever again, you were sleazy, sneaky, and cocky , you made fun out of people's positions in game and talked as if you were running the game (you really were running, but, acting like a bitch is no fair to anyone). Do you have a good shot of winning the game? Yes, but you need to work hard to get my vote. Sorry if I seemed shady, I have been holding this all game, and if you know me, I'm not the kind of person to hold that stuff, sorry.
Oh yeah, also:
Why didn't you post a ROP?, because people kinda got pissed you didn't.
Good luck to all three of you, looking back, you 3 really did work hard and used the stuff to your advantage correctly, I am not going to sit here and say "OH YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE", because I am sitting here, ya'know. Now, I am just going to address the jury.
You guys need to realize that they beat us. You need to stop complaining about how they had luck every single tribal, because if it was you in their place, you would be commemorating that you are there, and being pissed at people being like "They had it rigged for them!!!" or "They suck!!!".
If we didn't make it to FTC, we did something wrong or got unlucky, it happens, but we can't blame other people's fortunes to hide our failures. So stop being so goddamn bitter, I know I am bitter, but I have reasons behind my shadyness, while you guys are just sitting there complaining and bitching like 2 year olds who lost a soccer game.
Now, let me adress somebody who I felt I had to talk about this season. Somebody I have been keeping quiet of this whole season, and now is my time to unleash my anger. In name of our beloved Hanne and Tyler F, I present to you..... JAMIE.
Jamie, you were BY FAR, one of the worst player this season. You consider yourself this "strategic queen", who is the greatest player there will ever be at planning and strategies, but anyone who was well aware of what was happening during the game can agree that your gameplay was by far the most confused, idiotic, paranoid and childish game this ORG has ever seen.
You were stuck up on your own ass that you were running this game, that you were in control, that when anybody EVER tried to suggest something, you immediately marked them as a "MUST GO" threat, because your childish af mind wanted to be the one making all moves and all plans, making you go commando 100% of the times.
Let's go over to my Exhibit A of this theory I have. The Tyler F. vote:
We, the Mystery Inc., went to tribal again. SIMPLE EASY PLAN, WE ARE 5, THEY ARE 3, WE CAN EASILY HAVE THE MAJORITY. But nooooooooo, of course not, you had to make things complicated, because if the person who went home was not your idea, you were mad.
So, let's go over. We spent all day saying reasons why Katie was the better option to go: she was shit at challenges; she was acting as everyone's #1 sheep, and I think most of you can testify to that; there was no certain facts that she was going to be loyal (I mean, she had a friend on the Fans tribe??). You and Sora said you wanted Dennis out because he was going to gun for you later, and you also said nobody would be mad at that (which was not true, since I'm sure that would have sparked out some issues on our tribe). I, along with Tyler, promised to keep you guys safe, and that promise was 100% true. I would have done all I could have to make Dennis go before you guys, but I knew that voting him out now was a dumb move because it would make the Favorites completely not trust each other (OH LOOK HOW THAT WORKED THAT HUH).
We then, to make sure we all were on the same page, had a 1 hour Skype call, where I think I said why Katie going was the best for us, and you just acted like "idk i think dennis is a better choice" like once, don't try to say you spent all call ranting how Dennis should go, because I think we can testify to that. Even if you did, at the end, we reached a consensus. "LET'S VOTE KATIE", we all agreed. I repeated it 100000 times to make sure we all were on the same page, because I wouldn't wanna do something that my allies were completely against.
Nevertheless, you agreed to getting Katie out. 10 minutes later, you and Sora are creating an all too much elaborate plan to get Dennis out, because you felt like me and Tyler were dictating the alliance, only because you weren't leading it. Still think you're on the right? I can keep talking.
You wanted to try and get Dennis to throw away his vote on me, then you would get Katie (who you probably wanted to keep because you thought she had your back), and Ivan, and with Sora, vote off Dennis, 4-3-1, blindsiding your own alliance and beggining a clear bad mood on the air.
Was I going to keep quiet now? You were like "KEEP QUIET YOURE NOT GOING HOME", but after hearing a dumb as shit plan like this coming from a crazy, twisted person like you, trusting you was the last thing on my list. I needed to keep Dennis now, because Dennis had done nothing really to deserve to get targeted except you think he would want you out for Indonesia. I tried to tell him the truth, but, since I was still loyal to our Mystery Inc alliance, couldn't tell him all of the truth, which is exactly why he didn't believe me. However, you, if you hadn't made it clear before, weren't sticking loyal to an alliance "where nobody cared about you" right? An alliance of likeable people that had your back whenever you needed them to have them, and you throw it all on the trash, just like that. And you did what you did, which made me SURE, I was playing with a nutjob.
The list goes on and on Jamie, to you changing your stories 10 seconds from each other (i played the idol jk i didnt jk i really did jk its stupid jk i played on ethan and im scared), to you being pissed at literally nothing, to you making everything an issue and much more. My deal is, if you can make a storm out of a glass of water, you shouldn't be able to make a crown out of a piece of shit, which is exactly why I never would have voted for you to win this entire game, only if it was against someone who played far more horribly, but then I would be saddened just by looking at the Finals.
You also constantly complain at Ponderosa saying "IT WAS OUR FAULT WE SUCKED" or "YOU GUYS DIDN'T TRUST ME, IT WAS YOUR PROBLEM", just to hide the fact that it is YOUR FAULT that the Favorites fell apart, and everyone here can agree that your overplaying was the reason why we failed. Like, I get it, I played bad, but did I play as bad as you? That's a good question. Some people get unlucky, and we were unlucky to have had you cast. So own up to your own shittiness and let other people live smfh.
I think if hosts want you to return, they should just put you in the game as a twist, like something that all can do is fuck people over.
Again, bitter? Kinda. Mad? At Jamie. But do I give a fuck? That's the real question.